Thursday, March 31, 2011

"Surah" oleh orang kafir.!!!

"Surah" kat bawah nie mungkin da lama dibuat oleh org2 kafir...ak translate dlm bm, if salah betolkan....


Mereka mengatakan, yang surah ni biler2 mase jer boley dibuat, diolah semula....mereka mengatakan surah2 didalam Al-Quran semata2 
syair yang dicipta oleh Rasullullah....

Tak tahu la celah mana mereka kaji..tp seriuslah, dorg wat surah nie tok perli agame kite je ke??? xpaham..itu jer ke isi "surah" dorang... dorang tao x yang Al-Quran tuh sumber ilmu, sains, ilmu agkasa yang tiada tolak bandingan even smpay sekarang masih ade isi al-Quran yang tak mampu diterjemah..Ak bace bende alah nie, mmg rubbish giler...ni karangan dak spm jer bg ak....ak pown bley buat kalu stakat camni...kot yer pown bagi lah bijak sket isi surah korg nie...adeh...dorang ni... ak doakan lah dorang jumpe jalan yg lurus...amin...






Surat Al-Wasaya ("The Commandments") 

(1) Alef Lam Meem Thal* (`th' as in `that')
{alef lam meem thal}
Alef lam meem thal (th seperti itu)

(2) We have sent you for the worlds a bearer with good tidings and a warner,
{Inna Arsalnaka lil-alameena mubash-shiran wa natheera*}

Kami sudah menghantar ke dunia untuk kamu pembawa berita dengan berita gembira dan pemberi amaran,
(3) (Authorized) to rule with whatever comes on your mind 
in order to take care of things in the proper manner.
{takdee bima yakhturoo bifikrika wa tudabbirool umoora tadbira}
(Yang mempunyai hak) untuk memberi panduan mengenai apa sahaja yang terlintas difikiran supaya semua perkara berjalan dengan lancar.

(4) He who shall abide by what you rule shall do good for himself 
and he who shall not shall receive from your hands a bitter reward.
{faman amila bima ra'ayta falinafsihee wa man lam ya'mal 
falasawfa yalka ala yadyka jaza'an mareera}
Sesiapa yang patuh pada panduan itu, akan mendapat kebaikan pada dirinya dan sesiapa yang tidak patuh, akan mendapat dosa

(5) We have given Moses before you ten commandments 
and We are giving you (many) tens of others 
as We have made you the last of the prophets and ordained you 
as a prince over all of them.
{inna a'tayna moosa min kablika minal wasi'yatee ashratan 
wa nou'teeka asharaten ookhra ith* kad khatamna bikal 
anbiya'a wa ja'alnaka alayhem ameera}
Kami memberi Nabi Musa 10 perintah(ten commandments disini bermaksud 10 perintah Jesus terhadap Nabi Musa) dan Kami memberi kamu (banyak lagi) kerana Kami telah menjadikan kamu Nabi terakhir dan melantik kamu sebagai putera kepada kesemua mereka

(6) You abrogate whatever you wish to abrogate 
of the orders We have given them 
for We have allowed you to modify any of our decisions.
{fansakh ma laka an tansakha mimma amarnahumoo bihee fakad 
samahna laka an tujri'ya ala kararatina tagh'yeera}
Kamu pertikailah apa sahaja yang kamu mahu pertikai dengan perintah yang telah Kami beri kerana Kami membenarkan kamu untuk mengubah sesuatu keputusan Kami

(7) Tell my servants who believe to seek refuge when they yawn 
in the Beneficent One to prevent Satan from laughing at them 
and to magnify Allah when they sneeze.
{Kul li'ibadial latheena* amanoo in tatha'aboo yasta'eethoo*
bir'rahmanee an la yad'haka minhumoo'sh shayatanoo 
wal yukab'birool laha in atasoo takbeera}
Beritahu kepada hambaku yang percaya untuk memohon perlindungan apabila mereka menguap kepada Yang Memberi Pertolongan untuk menghalang syaitan dari mengetawakan mereka dan untuk memuji-muji Allah ketika bersin

(8) (And tell them) not to allow dogs in their homes 
and not to put pictures on their walls.
{wa an la yaktanoo fee biyoutihem kalban 
wa la yada'oo ala heetanihem tasweera}
(Dan beritahu mereka) untuk tidak membenarkan anjing didalam rumah dan meletakkan gambar di dinding

(9) And if they want to wear shoes 
(tell them) to begin with the right one before the left 
and if they do not they surely commit a heinous sin.
{wa itha* aradoon ti'alan falyabda'oo bilyameeni kablash'shimalee 
wa in lam yaf'aloo fakadik tarafoo thanban* kabeera}
Dan jika mereka mahu memakai kasut (beritahu mereka) untuk memulakan dengan kaki kanan dan kemudian kiri, dan jika mereka ingkar, nyatalah mereka telah melakukan dosa yang sangat besar

(10) And when they respond to the call of nature 
(tell them) to wipe their rear ends with three rocks 
and to avoid using dung for We have made it as food for the Jinn 
and as such We made it a prohibited matter for the believers.
{wa in tabarrazoo falyamsahoo mu'akhiratihem bihijaraten thalathaten 
wa yantahoo anir-rawthee ith* kad ja'alnahoo liljinni ghitha'an* 
wa alal mu'mineena amran mahthoora*}
Dan apabila mereka ingat beristinjak, (beritahu mereka) untuk mengesat punggung mereka dengan tiga biji batu dan mengelak dari menggunakan najis haiwan kerana kami telah menjadikannya sebagai makanan Jinn dan oleh itu Kami telah mengharamkannya kepada yang meyakininya

(11) Tell my servants who believe to raid whoever they want 
and even to kill in order to secure their provisions 
that those amongst them who never raided or never thought about raiding 
shall die as hypocrites and shall be denied (in the hereafter).
{kul li'ibadyal latheena* amanoo yaggzoo man aradoo 
wa yaktuloo min ajli rizkihem waman lam yaghzoo 
aw lam yuhaddethe nafsahoo bighazwen mata munafikan mankoora}
Beritahu kepada hambaku yang percaya untuk menyerang sesiapa sahaja termasuk membunuh untuk mempertahankan barangan yang mana sesiapa yang tidak pernah menyerang mahu pun terpikir untuk menyerang harus mati sebagai munafik dan patut ditolak (di akhirat kelak)


(12) (And tell) those who fear magic to eat seven dates 
and Allah shall save them from magic 
and keep away from them the evil omen.
{walil latheena* yakhsoona sihran ya'kuloo sab'a ajwaten 
yunaj'jihumool lahoo minas'sihree wa yub'idoo 
anhumoo sharran mustatira}
(Dan beritahu) kepada mereka yang takut pada sihir untuk memakan 7 biji kurma dan Allah akan melindung mereka dari syaitan

(13) Tell my servants if they want to swear 
they should swear by Allah as many times as they want.
{kul li'ibadya in aradoo an yahlifoo falyahlifoo billahee 
wa la yakhafoo tabtheera*}
Beritahu hambaku jika mereka ingin bersumpah mereka patut bersumpah dengan nama Allah sebanyak mana yang mereka mahu

(14) And (tell them) to marry of the women who they see good for themselves, 
two or three or four, or the captives that their right hands possess, 
for We have made religion easy for them.
{wa an yankahoo ma taba lahumoo minan'nisa'ee, 
mathnan wa thulatha wa ruba'a aw ma malakat aymanuhumoo 
inna ja'alna lahumood deena amran yaseera}
Dan (beritahu mereka) untuk menikahi wanita yang elok bagi mereka, 2 atau 3 atau 4, atau hamba-hamba yang mereka miliki kerana Kami mermpermudahkan agama untuk mereka

(15) And when you are short of commandments, call Jibril 
and he shall come in a hurry as he was ordered.
{wa itha* faraghat min bayna yadykal wasaya fatlub ilayka jibrila
ya'teeka sa'iyan ma'moora} 
Dan bila kamu kekurangan perintah, serulah Jibril dan dia akan dating sepantas mungkin sebaik diperintahkan

(16) And if Jibril is busy go to Waraqa Bin Nawfal 
and seek help from him before We take his soul 
and then the revelation might become a difficult matter for you.
{wa in shughila jibriloo anka fa alayka biwarqata bni nawfala 
wastafed minhoo kabla an natawaffahoo fayusbihal 
wah'yoo alayka amran aseera}
Dan jika Jibril sibuk berjumpa Waraqa Bin Nawfal dan memohon pertolongan dari dia sebelum Kami mengambil nyawanya maka pasti wahyu itu akan menjadi perkara berat pada kamu



WHAT DO YOU THINK ????? 

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Dr Indra , Pn Adibah

im not very sure of what to write since im in d middle of chasing d tyme....

but, how can we chase tyme?

im very d serabut now... my trial is coming very very soon and i really think i dont have that much tyme to revise all...

im desperate for help...

really...

i dunno when to do my thesis, whether to do it next sem or while working....i hate that of what ive planned, it didnt went d way i want... i hate dat..i guess everyone do....

i guess this is takdir..no, its not takdir...i got to work very hard to prove myself...
i want to live & inspire others...so, i got many things on my way....
not sure if i were able to do dat...

i was a bit stressed out and de-motivated bcoz diz morning my lecturer told us dat acca wont give their qualification easily... money is one factor..u see, if u failed once, u'll pay another 400, and if u failed at least 5 times (for all papers), u got to pay at least 2000...depending on currency sum more...

n secondly, since it is difficult to get d qualification, d more ppel are motivated to be an acca affiliate...bcoz, not everyone can be one...so, u r SPECIAL there...kalu dpt laaa kan???

im not gonna complain anything about d lecturers here...i think they're doing a good job..mengampu....haha...

but, maybe d lecturers can do sumthing to improve, bcoz at the moment only Kasturi is gold, n college TAR n Sunway are platinum..i dun think by saying dat they are getting those award bcoz of sum tipu menipu in student registration to acca,will help d students...NO! come on...

we need more lecturers with PHD n a very good communication skills like Dr Indra, or maybe someone whose very committed like Pn Adibah Jamaludin....

there are sum lecturers dat cannot even speak clearly bcoz of ...i dunno...maybe its d tongue...many of my friends say dat they cannot understand d lecturer...then how can we study???????

ive tried my very best last semester, n yet i dunno why i got failed one paper...which is f9...hissh....geram betol laaa..

drpd ak merepek lebey panjang, better ak study skng....

Tuesday, February 15, 2011

Jom Tunjuk Langit!

ari tuh , ak balek umah...kene sound bertepek ngn mak ayah ak...ckp badan ak da membulat sgt2...ak pown terase ati...sedey dan membawe diri.... wuuuuuu~~~

pastuh, xcukop lgik, ak disedihkn lgik oleh sejenis tumbuhn...namenyer tunjok langit....tao ker tunjok langit tuh ape?? name saintifik die Swietenia Macrophyllae....

nie ha buah die....korg jgn maen2 ngn tahap kepahitan die nie...mak ak calit2 habuk die kt jari ak suruh jilat tok rase...ak ckp, "xmo, xmo...jgn pakse...."  mak ak pedulik hape, die calit lgik habuk buah nie,ak pown sbgai anak solehah,tepek la sket kt bibir ak...pastuh ak kemam....mak datuk!! pahit siot....mak ak cool jer siap bley kunyah2...

bende nie bukn sesuke jer mak ak makan...mak ak nie jenis yg sgt particular dgn ape yg die makan....sgt bagus tok kesihatan..pling penting bley bersihkn darah....

ak bukn maen ckp jer...ak da search byk tmpt da..tp bende nie bukn senang nk jumpe dlm bentuk buah yg mcm mak ak simpan kt dapo tuh..slalu org da wat dlm bentok kapsul...tgal telan jer...tp, bende tuh da diproses kan?? konpem la, khasiat die da ilang, xbanyak pown sket....


mcm nie ha bentok yg mak ak simpan kt dapo..

ak balik nnti , nk bawak blik mah sewe ah, nk try amal....selain tuh, ak tgh craving for peria...rumet ak la nie...si baidah ngn sumi....dorg masak ari tuh, terpegun ak dgn kelazatannyer....

akhir kate.....lets fight for our health....!!! not necessarily to be stick-thin to be healthy....to be pretty, maybe...
p/s - ak bru pas makan megi kari...sedap oow...

Monday, February 14, 2011

Be My Valentine???

skang nie kalo ikot jam tv3, pukol 1.47 am.....

14 hb nie babe!! org berkasih2an....pheewit...ramay org tao haram smbut valentine, tp ramay yg date "luar biasa" ari nie...ape yg luar biase?? lu pikir la sendiri....

ade sorg member cine ak tyme skolah menengah siap invite tok pi 1 party kt kl...party tok mingle2...ak terpikir, ak kan pakay tudung, islam, nape die invite ak...ak pown usha la invitation tuh....ramay kowt melayu yg attending...!! mgkin tuh sbb die ingat ak pown bley join kot... x sure...

but sure enough, malay is no more necessarily islam...i confess, im not a gud muslim, but i'll try my best to be one....

i believe, everyone has their own standing n principle...ak syg sume kawan2 ak...i used to speak my mind out loud, tp skang ak jdik sket takot....ckp sket, bleyh bawak gado...walhal ,kite risaukn die,...kua tgh mlm dgn bf....

soal virgin atao x, bukn soalnyer...tp soal agame...maruah soal kedua...agame tunggaknyer!! kalo kite fikir agame, kite x tergamak nk wat bende2 keji tuh....(keji mcm terok sgt kan? tp bende tuh mmg keji disisi Allah)

iman tuh sekejap surut, sekejap pasang....ak pown kadang2 terbuai dgn cinta dunia..tp ak cepat2 ketuk otak ak yg da berhabuk nie...ak xnk nnti anak2 ak jdik lgik terok dr ak....dan ak xnk suami ak nnti, adelah org yg merosakkn ak...

berfikirlah dgn panjang wahai wanita dan lelaki, xkan lah pasangn sebegini yg korg impikan tok teman korg spanjang idup korg??? org yg take granted on u for their own need....??

yg bertunang pown same...korg tunang jer howkey...tula kekadang ak rase, budaye nie merosakkn agame...dlm Islam xde pown soh tunang....yg ade mempercepatkn dan memudahkn nikah...berape ramay yg terlanjur waktu tunang...mintak dijauhkn dr ku ya Allah....

Sunday, February 13, 2011

Sambil Pakai Sambil Makan

ni namenye choclate ring...bley digayekn ketike ad dinner dan sebagaynyer...tp ak xtao halal ker x..mgkin ade kowt cop halal kt choc tuh...g la zoom...kalo nmpk, ckp kt ak....best nie, smbil tgu mknn bley jilat2...tp jgn pakay mase blind date...nnti org tuh kate ko seducer !! x pown die kate ko giler seks..kan malu??


 yg beg ni ko bley bawak tyme date...nk bawak g surau pown xsalah...ley mkn secare berjemaah...ak tgok beg nie agak terliur ahh....


yg nie xpayah la korg nk pakay...silap ari buln putos tali spagetti tuh...


im going nuts!!! wargh...best kunyah2 ni.....ak xbape nk tao name kacg2 nie...tp ak tao yg ijo tuh big apple ad letak kt donut die....


ak xtao ni bag atao clutch bag...but, sorry, im not interested...xminat sgt broccoli...


nie pule adalah kepingan-kepingan daun artichoke...artichoke nie bentok die agak bulat, pastuh kalo nk makan, diorg akn bukak 1 demi satu...die berlapis2...kalo xsilap ambo la..ambo nie oghe kampung, mano tao bende yg dimamam oley penjajah...


blueberry csl...eh, bukn, blueberry bag...nie kene pakay ngn ati2..gesel ngn baju sket mau terlerai buah2 ni...

yeah..!!.mkanan yang menggemukkn manusia dan tikus....

nie seswai tok mereke yg memerlukn instant height...ko amek jer gule2 kenyal kt mah ko..tmpal2 ngn gam gajah....tp yg berat melampaui batas (contohnyer ak), xpayah la ngengade nk wt heel cmni...letk la byk mane pown gule2 kenyal, tgi maintain jer u olz...

tumbuhan ciptaan Tuhan.....ak xtao ape kemende.,..


tajam kan heel i?? nie daun pokok kelape nie...stakt mcm nie, nenek ak anyam lagik best....


kiutnyer die....alalalala....comey kan?? nnti anak ak ak nk belikn satu la kasot nie.....


kacang gajus.....nuts dat turns me nut!!! ataopown kalo benci penjajah,(byk dorg tolong kite babe, positif sket), ckp jer bahase melayu jiwa bangsa, kacang yg jadikan ak kacang!!!


ak xpasti adekah yg buat kasot nie hidop dizaman kebuluran atao x....tp praktikal kasot nie...mak sedare ak suke mkn beras mentah...nnti nk belikn die satu la!




jom g pasar sayur dgn payung sayur membeli sayur!!!

bler ak tgok belt nie, bru ak realize yg haiwan bley dilatih menjadi ape saje...begitula yg terjadi pd anjing poodle yg telah di abused oley chinese couple krn degil utk berdiri...


yg nie ak xpasti, tumbuhn laut, darat atao diantare keduanye.....

gula2 kenyal!!! nyum....nyum...nyum lgik....nyum2.....

ak saspek la sape yg ley bgtao skng kol bape dgn tepat...ak tao kol 2, tp 2 berape, itu yg kite perlu selidik...


yg nie xbley dimkn..jike dimakan, ske ati ko laa!!

kesimpulannye, ak lapa lepas wt entry nie...rase nk mkn big apple pown ade....huwaaa!! :(

Dlm Kepale Nampak Kamera....

hahahaha....ak da ade blog.....

ak nie, dr dulu tingin nk beli kamera mahai....yg bley gantong2 tuh....pastu biler pakay nmpk bergaye...waaahh!!! yg kt bawah ni cam menarik jer...tp ak byk xpaham pasal kamera berteknologi tinggi nie...function apetah lg...

ak nk beli kamera bukn sbb nk tgkp gambr sgt, (im not a cam whore @ poser howkey)....ak tgok mud ah, kalo rase nk tgkp gambar mud seksi, jdik seksi ah...kah2...ramay ckp ak fotogenik...fotogenik tang mane? itu yg kite perlu selidik....(kutuk la, ak pejam mate smbil nyanyi lagu dil to pagal hai)

berbalik pd kamera...ak tgok gambar jer sbnrnyer nie...minatang kt bawah nie ade kt malaysia dak? nnti ley ah ak tgkp gambr mcm2 dalam air...


sebenanyer ak mint sgt pada seni..siyes kowt! walaopown ak nyer bidang account,lebih pd kire2, prinsip...nmpk mcm bijak jer kan tmbh2 biler pakai kot bagay...haktuih! 

ak teringin nk bukak galeri seni biler ak da ade duit nnti...ak nk blaja seni..ak mmg minat giler2...stakt ni family ak jer yg tao ak mint seni...ak penah lukis potret...pemandangn.(mak ak pling ske ak lukis gambr scenery).. latest ak lukis mural kt skolah mak ak...dpt 50 hengget...haha...ak xkesah duet babe...yg penting, d satisfaction is MINE! 

nie gmbr yg inspire ak tok mural....tp ak ubah sket, skolah agame katekn...ade yg pakay songkok , pakay tudung...mak ak plak jenis agk byk songeh(mak , akak syg mak!), so, ade yg kene ubah dr gmbr asal...